One day, I will visit Dildo, Newfoundland for its historic Dildo Days festival. It's real. It's all real. Newfoundland.

Dildo is actually a really nice place!...still makes me giggle every time I hear it though.

This might sound kind of goofy..
I heard the man on the moon is a newfy.

newfoundlanders.. can't live with em, can't kick em out of canada.

Look how Rick is blowing off Sam
Interesting how he is giving one word answers to Sam, and focusing all on her.

Also, I've heard: "newfoundlanders, can't live with 'em, and sheep bite"

Honestly, my favorite place to visit when I traveled was Hell, Norway. It was in the winter time so there was a layer of ice and snow on the ground a foot to three feet thick, but it was still a beautiful place.

We have embarrasing places in the UK called Barnsley and Norfolk.

Woah yeah Rick just crossed over into definite douche teratory here.

I think Sam is being really cool with this. He's just just jumping in on Laurens back like christo, he's just waiting out the situation and seeing how it develops.

I'm very annoyed that I had no idea there was a Dildo, Newfoundland until now. And it sure does look like Christo was right to be wary of this guy -- interesting.

I like that Sam's giving Rick a chance rather than just jumping to conclusions and outright hostility to Christo. Too bad Rick's a jerk anyway.

Oooookay, then. Rick the Dick it is. I mean, come on... Can you at least engage the guys in some form of basic conversation here? Are you seriously putting the moves on Lauren literally in front of her man? No class...

I just want to say it here, Newfies are the friendliest culture on Earth. If they as a people were any friendlier, they'd be Care Bears. But even Care Bears had that bastard Grumpy Bear.

A place called "Dildo"...
How awesome is that?!

Yep. Rick the Dick's a smarmy scumbag. I tried to just think Rick felt unwelcome but this seals it. He should feel unwelcome.

And I thought Twatt up in Scotland was funny... that's it. When I find out where Newfoundland is, I'm going to Dildo...

Christo's reaction! :D

..Anyway. Sam, well done for (mostly) keeping your cool.

Oh I hope that Sam gets a chance to kick Ricks teeth in. But then I totally see that developing as Lauren leaving him for being violent for "no reason" then Rick taking advantage of her and giving her some STD or other.

So, Rick the walking STD, can you at least TRY to not be such a prick? Sam's tryin' to keep calm and have a friendly conversation with you. HAVE A FRIENDLY CONVERSATION WITH HIM.

places, places
Well, in France, it will suprise no one that we have the town of Condom, but we also have a town called Spay a few miles away.

OK yeah, I hereby give Sam and Christo permission to kick this kid's ass. He's being a total jerk, at least he can try and engage in conversation with the two other people walking with them, especially when they seem to be trying to put forth an effort. I'd like to think Lauren had better taste in friends... hopefully she is picking up on this utter dickery.

Rick the Dick
Wow, he's not even pretending to be nice to the boys... I'm interested in seeing how Lauren reacts to all of this once Rick the Dick is out of ear-shot...

as of this page rick is officially a d*ck

If a guy pulled this while I was walking with my fiance (and I hadn't realized he was scamming like this idiot until then) I would immedeatly be up in arms. Even assuming I was dumb enough not to notice the smarm, you aren't rude to my hunny. He'd have stepped into a serious pile of "Oh crap!"

oh, my
Totally regret not visiting Newfoundland (or PEI) when I was living in ME. If I'd known about Dildo, I'd have been even more motivated.

And, oh my, I think we are headed for some, um, shall we say unhappiness?

New entry on places to visit: Dildo, Newfoundland.

Christo was right!!
All hail Christo and his smarts. Never doubt him again!

But yeah, Rick is being an ass. Totes. It's never been more obvious that he wants Lauren.

Also: LOL for Dildo. I wonder if that device existed for the name or only after. Probably after.

@comicgirl: If I remember correctly, a dildo was originally a small piece of wood used for rigging ropes, the shape of which resembled a wee wee. The town was most likely named for that, though I can't imagine why. In my universe, the town is just really sex-positive.

@Charvale: I got to go to Hell last summer! Coolest thing I'd ever seen in my damn life. What brought you there?

Back home, there's a locale on the southwestern fringe of Portland called "Wanker's Corner". It's not a big place, it only has a few houses, a bar and a general store, but it's still a very heavily visited place.

Think that's odd? We also have place names like Nimrod, Idiotville, Mount Fanny (which my dad lives at the bottom of), Whorehouse Meadow, Three-fingered Jack, I could go on and on...

@Xasswuwe: Military cold weather training, actually. There was a "Walk to Hell" portion in which we were allowed to head out and walk to one of the nearest towns in the snow.

Definitely a beautiful country.

Dildo!
Dildo....do you watch Metalocalypse by any chance?

@toba122: Nope! I've seen the first episode and it made me laugh, but I've never watched any more than that. Big fan of Home Movies, though.