Honestly, my favorite place to visit when I traveled was Hell, Norway. It was in the winter time so there was a layer of ice and snow on the ground a foot to three feet thick, but it was still a beautiful place.
Oooookay, then. Rick the Dick it is. I mean, come on... Can you at least engage the guys in some form of basic conversation here? Are you seriously putting the moves on Lauren literally in front of her man? No class...
Oh I hope that Sam gets a chance to kick Ricks teeth in. But then I totally see that developing as Lauren leaving him for being violent for "no reason" then Rick taking advantage of her and giving her some STD or other.
OK yeah, I hereby give Sam and Christo permission to kick this kid's ass. He's being a total jerk, at least he can try and engage in conversation with the two other people walking with them, especially when they seem to be trying to put forth an effort. I'd like to think Lauren had better taste in friends... hopefully she is picking up on this utter dickery.
If a guy pulled this while I was walking with my fiance (and I hadn't realized he was scamming like this idiot until then) I would immedeatly be up in arms. Even assuming I was dumb enough not to notice the smarm, you aren't rude to my hunny. He'd have stepped into a serious pile of "Oh crap!"
@comicgirl: If I remember correctly, a dildo was originally a small piece of wood used for rigging ropes, the shape of which resembled a wee wee. The town was most likely named for that, though I can't imagine why. In my universe, the town is just really sex-positive.
Back home, there's a locale on the southwestern fringe of Portland called "Wanker's Corner". It's not a big place, it only has a few houses, a bar and a general store, but it's still a very heavily visited place.
Think that's odd? We also have place names like Nimrod, Idiotville, Mount Fanny (which my dad lives at the bottom of), Whorehouse Meadow, Three-fingered Jack, I could go on and on...