UUUUUUUUUNNNNNNHHHHHHHHH! EAT IT LAUREN! TAKE THAT LOGIC AND DWELL ON IT! IN YO FAC...MIND!
This is the next best thing he's ever said next to telling Michelle he can't promise he'll never hurt her but he could promise it wouldn't be on purpose. That and about 8 panels of silence before saying "Fuck." when she said she was prego.
Random side note, I always read his lines with a slight Spanish accent but I always question that since Patrick's ex said he wasn't a Spaniard. Hope there's some closure on that soon.
And all I'm getting is "I'm lecturing you in a futile attempt to justify being a manwhore as I'm so very obviously not over the fact that for the first time in my life, I am the dumpee, rather than the dumper."