Most of my friends who've served have done so in the Canadian Navy, and now and then I would conjure delusions that I should join up. Every time I would mention it to a fried, they would laugh. And laugh. And laugh. And they were right.
Normally I would agree, but I think this is all based on Mr. Twists actual experiences with his friends. Which means I'm instead expecting him to get charged with desertion or stealing supplies or busted for drugs or... other Mulligan kind of things.